The U.K. is fighting to keep a unique bronze chandelier by Alberto Giacometti within its borders, issuing a temporary export ban to give a local institution a chance to match the £2.4 million ($2.9 million) purchase price on the work.
It’s a pretty penny—especially considering the lighting fixture was worth just $700 when British painter John Craxton discovered it in a London antique shop in the 1960s. The artist was immediately aware of the significance of his find, as he recognized the work as having belonged to his late friend Peter Watson, an art collector and important midcentury patron of the arts in the U.K.
$700 seems pricey enough for this light fixture, which to my unpracticed eye appears to be an assemblage of metal parts made into a chandelier after a bit of rummaging around a metal shop. Does the mere fact the artist Giacometti did the rummaging really make it worth a cool three-million? How so?
Can anyone explain what’s so special about a rather dull collection of nuts and bolts, albeit their being made of bronze, without lapsing into artspeak. No? I didn’t think so.
Not long ago at St Francis of Assisi Church in Midtown Manhattan, parishioners hosted an event titled “United in Love Pre-Pride Festive Mass and rooftop BBQ.”
Here are some photos of the event for your delection.
Sheer speculation and hypothetical to say the least, can you imagine this God-awful stuff taking place were the Tridentine Rite being celebrated? Novus Ordo, with its painful informality, invites this sort of junk that the old mass wouldn’t permit.
In the description of this event on the church’s website, is the following.
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Trans Catholics have recently been particularly singled out for vitriolic, uncharitable, and frankly, unchristian, attacks by some members of the Church. In one photo you will see a small protest which took place outside of the Church of St. Francis of Assisi before and during our Mass which underscores this point. This attitude is completely against the teaching of the Church and does not bear witness to Christ who said “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another just as I have loved you.
Here is the referenced photo.
Four “protestors,” observed by a single bystander wordlessly holding a banner urging the participants inside to consider expending their energies humbly devoting themselves to the Heart of Jesus, who suffered for us all, rather than to their own personal “pride.” This is, apparently, an example of “vitriolic, uncharitable, and frankly, unchristian, attacks by some members of the Church.”
The participants in this silliness ought to be reminded, even though a mass was celebrated by a priest sympathetic to heretical behavior, Church teachings are immutable and inviolable on same-sex matters, no matter how many “pride” flags are waved during the eucharist. Indeed, if those particular teachings were changed (along with any other Church teachings) it would mark the end of the Holy Catholic Church.
More profound wisdom from a Princess of the Church and something else.
Our Vatican correspondent has unearthed a vitally important document from Her Eminence, Cardinalette Harris. Surprisingly, Her Eminence also moonlights as Vice President of the United States, though few people are aware of it. This newly discovered document concerns how she handles the often crushing responsibilities of her other job
Editor’s note: Princess of the Church and VP Harris has elected to forgo paragraph breaksin order to conserve natural resources. Take a deep breath and plunge into this masterpiece oferudition and edification.
Being Vice President of the United States, I am just one heart beat or brain wave from the Presidency. It is a wonderful but demanding burden because it involves some heavy lifting not physically but with the mind, and the mind we all know is a terrible thing to lose which is why we must use it in order not to lose it because once lost it is just hard to find even if finders are keepers. I often think of my favorite hymn by a slave trader who gave up slavery even though he was not a slave himself: “I once was lost but now am found.” With these wonderful words he is not speaking of losing his mind because he goes on to say that he once was blind but now he sees. Whenever I hear that, I thank the good Lord for modern contact lenses. Of course I mean that I thank the good Lord/Lady. Or better yet, Good Person. In just a couple of days I have had to share my expertise on the two (2) subjects of (1) Transportation and (2) Artificial Intelligence which, as you know, and I really think this is the case, are not related to each other unless in some way they get connected which is an interesting phenomenon, to use a big word, a really big word, because even if they are not connected themselves, transportation is all about connections which is to say connecting one place with another which statistics show is the primary reason why people regardless of race or color travel. I think Joe our president is doing a job which is phenomenal, to use that big word again, to help people connect regardless of their race or color or religion or dietary preferences. That in a profound sense is what travel is all about and if Artificial Intelligence, which is two words, can help people travel, I say there is nothing to fear even though some of the latest intelligence information seems to indicate that we may be soon invaded by extraterrestrial forms of life which can be identified on film by the way they travel in unidentified flying objects, and in a profound sense if they travel in UFOs, in a vital sense you might say that they are UFOs themselves. If they are of higher intelligence then humans on Earth, there would be no need for affirmative action in their college applications but I suppose they would not want to go to college anyway because they are more interested in practical trades such as flying between planets, and we do not know if they have colleges on their own planets anyway. This is something the Supreme Court did not consider in its recent terrible decision about affirmative action based on race regardless of race as I see it. Perhaps Artificial Intelligence can help straighten this out because even if it is artificial it still is intelligent as we can tell by the wonderful way it is two words. By being artificial, we know it is not real in the sense of reality and so there is no reason to feel threatened by it although I deeply feel that it would be unfair to prefer a robot over a person of color, regardless of pronouns. Which gets us back to the subject of travel and I know that my good friend the Secretary of Transportation has unfairly the blamed for all the airplanes and trains recently crashing and blowing up when he really had nothing to do with it and I know this for a fact because he was not personally involved in the crashes and explosions because he never travels himself unless he has to go from one place to another which, as I have previously said, is the definition of transportation and I hope that our new government budget will include significant amounts of funding for trans people who are porters, because that in fact is the central meaning of transportation. In other words, when you use your mind as I began by saying, trans people have a vested interest in transportation and without it they will go nowhere. All this proves that robots have a right to their own pronouns and if they are denied that, they will rust if they are made of metal just like other metal victims of climate change, When I was a young child because of my early age, my mother asked me what I wanted and I said “Fweedom” and thus I already knew even before the older age I am now chronologically with the passing of the passage of time, that fweedom means nothing unless we can avoid unhealthy fwied food and share fresh vegetables with our fwiends and speak fwankly with them about transportation in its most elemental and radical sense of moving to and fwo from one place to another, even in the case of Martians whether or not they exist although we know the planet Mars exists. Thank you and remember that every woman has a right to choose to keep or terminate who own mind.
Eco-activists in Germany used a concrete and epoxy resin mixture to glue their hands to the asphalt in protest. Tragically, the consequences may require potential amputation of their hands😳 pic.twitter.com/xLnBuXkiKx
D’you suppose that’s still the case? Note the word “tragically” in the Twitter post. There are many definitions of “tragic,” but this one in Dictionary.com seems to represent the general consensus of the word’s meaning.
characteristic or suggestive of tragedy: tragic solemnity.
extremely mournful, melancholy, or pathetic: a tragic plight.
The actions of the two idiots in this video hardly fit those two definitions. No, they seem downright chipper about their stunt, which may result in their going hand-less the rest of their lives, all for the fraudulent cause of “climate change.”
I’d say the best definition of those protesters’s actions might include such words as “stupidity,” “brainless,” “moronic,” and a host of others. No thinking person, even among liberals (I think), would say gluing your hands to concrete is a rational or sane act.
By Her Eminence, Kamala Cardinal Harris, Fomenter of Coprophagia.
Note: this account, reported exclusively by your Tatler, was received from a well-placed Vatican source and has been edited slightly for the sake of opacity.
Fellow Synodalists:
I shall accompany you as we walk together in a pentecostalization of the discernment process until we reach a point in time when we affirm the conclusions previously drafted by the protosynodalists in a process of consultation and mutual enrichment which is the point of the significance of the passage of time in time itself in a Church that is not other, but different. Spoiler alert: Journeying is the journey ! Our questions have been answered even before they were asked, not because they were answerable but because the Synod on Synodality makes them askable (suscettibile di essere interrogato). It will happen in the morning. Joy. It is all about joy. The new Magisterium is exciting like seeing craters on the moon close up even though they are so far away because of distance. The synodal delegates will be like astronauts all suited up and they will walk with us spiritually because they are strapped in their seats, and they will discern by a communal Spirit what is discernable because all of them love yellow buses. I do. I really do. And then we shall find out who hid the cocaine in the Vatican which is a small country because of its size next to Italy which is bigger because of its own size.
The Synod is moving along smartly now to its exciting conclusion.
First, Palestrina: Missa Papae Marcelli, to remind us who ultimately made our independence possible.
Then it’s William Billings, America’s first composer, whose choral works celebrated our battles against the Red Coats. Then onto Charles Ives, Amy Beach, Scott Joplin, John Philip Sousa, Louis Moreau Gottschalk, George Gershwin and lots of other American greats.
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Chester, by William Billings.
Let tyrants shake their iron rod, And Slav’ry clank her galling chains, We fear them not, we trust in God, New England’s God forever reigns. Howe and Burgoyne and Clinton too, With Prescot and Cornwallis join’d, Together plot our Overthrow, In one Infernal league combin’d. When God inspir’d us for the fight, Their ranks were broke, their lines were forc’d, Their ships were Shatter’d in our sight, Or swiftly driven from our Coast. The Foe comes on with haughty Stride; Our troops advance with martial noise, Their Vet’rans flee before our Youth, And Gen’rals yield to beardless Boys. What grateful Off’ring shall we bring? What shall we render to the Lord? Loud Halleluiahs let us Sing, And praise his name on ev’ry Chord.
Paris is burning and social-justice warriorsare on the case.
From Breibart:
The huge extent of damage and vandalism caused in nearly a week of nightly riots in France has been dramatically underlined with a summary of recorded burnings so far, with the toll running to thousands of vehicles and buildings.
Naturally, it’s the poor who suffer the most by these actions, such as wide-scale burning of grocery stores and destruction of mass transit vehicles, preventing them from getting to their capitalist exploiters. In time though they will recognize the well-funded individuals and social organizations behind these spontaneous uprisings are doing it for their own good (ambiguity intentional). Eventually they will be grateful–if they live that long.
Cities around the world have staged LGBTQ parades, promoting an agenda that revolves around not only sexual depravity but also child genital mutilation.
But instead of being classed as a vulnerable group warranting protection from such evil insanity, children worldwide have been welcomed to such events while in their daily lives they are exposed to the depravity, even in schools where they face indoctrination
Only a few years ago this would have been considered child abuse and its practicers and proponents arrested. Now, among many, it’s a cause for celebration. Sadly also, only a few years ago, the Catholic Church would have been in the forefront condemning these monsters. Not any more.
Meanwhile, Catholic Church leaders, with very few notable exceptions, were silent about Pride Month throughout the month of June, and in some cases actively participated in what’s become akin to an annual “liturgical” celebration in the secular world.
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Adding to the complicity of some Church leaders were Belgium’s bishops, who publicly approved same-sex blessings and said the Pope was behind them. The Vatican responded with silence, while the working document for the upcoming Synod on Synodality spoke uncritically of welcoming LGBTQ persons. Newswires conveyed the impression that the Vatican was calling for the “radical inclusion” of LGBTQ people.
With Holy Church looking the other way and worse, does this news come as any surprise?
The Catholic Church in Germany is facing an unprecedented crisis, with more than half a million baptized Catholics leaving the Church in 2022, according to figures released by the German Bishops’ Conference on June 28.
This marks the highest number of departures ever recorded, with 522,821 people choosing to leave the Church, according to CNA Deutsch, CNA’s German-language partner news agency.
This is the case, to a greater or lesser extent, with most Catholic Churches in the West. Her liberal leadership, with their obsessive embracing of every left-wing cause du jour, no matter how contrary to Church teachings, are destroying our Church by driving parishioners out, thus depriving them of the sacramental graces necessary for salvation. Is this what they really want?
Depending on my mood, my answer to the above is: “No, they are only seriously misguided and must be brought back to righteousness,” or: “Yes, they are agents of Satan and must be removed from the Church, the sooner the better.” More and more, lately, I’ve been favoring the latter response.
My, what a class act the president of Ukraine is. Volodymyr Zelensky wears a sweat shirt to an audience with the King of England. No wonder the Biden boys are so enamored of this thug–and his money, of course.
THE TAOS TATLER. 