



The relatively obscure St Mark Passion by Sir Charles Wood deserves more recognition.
This setting of the St Mark Passion is by one of England’s finest choral composers, Charles Wood. It was commissioned by none other than the Rev’d Dr Eric Milner-White, who gave us the well known Ceremony of Nine Lessons and Carols, now heard around the world at Twelvetide in performances good, indifferent and atrocious, more often than not the last.
Wood’s St Mark Passion has enjoyed nowhere near the success of Lessons and Carols, though it is performed occasionally in England at Passiontide. That’s a pity because it is a lovely, well-crafted work. Particularly effective is the composer’s setting and use of the plainchant Pange lingua gloriosi. Also noteworthy, his setting of the hymn by Francis Xavier, My God I Love Thee (No. 7), which never fails to move this writer to the quick.
The recording shown above is the only one of the work known to your Tatler and is, happily, a fine one. The choir and soloists are all superb, as are both the organist, Daniel Hyde, and the organ itself. Recorded in the chapel of St John’s College, Cambridge with its excellent acoustic for music, along with first rate engineering by Naxos, the audio is of demonstration quality. If you have a decent sound system this recording will give extra pleasure. You can listen to it here.



Faux-conservatives running for office in New York.
In her column for Human Events, The Sidewalks of New York, Jacqueline Toboroff, a divorced mother of two gamely trying to raise her children in New York City, writes of a new effort by some of the City’s Democrats to separate themselves from the destructive policies of their far-left colleagues. They style themselves “Common Sense Democrats,” perhaps referencing the late Edward Koch, New York’s Democrat mayor over forty years ago who called himself “a liberal with sanity” (which he was).
So there’s a new grift in town; the “Common Sense” Democrats.
This is a calculated move by a current crop of candidates running for public office, to get elected under the premise of making it onto the ballot as a Democrat, espousing some “common sense”; i.e. Republican beliefs, but ultimately bringing us the same failed policies. Common Sense Democrats are like a triple agent; Democrats acting as Republicans but tied to Democrat core beliefs.
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Change is afoot. 74% of New York City voters say crime is a very serious issue, according to the Quinnipiac Poll – the highest recorded since the poll first asked the question back in 1999. 68% of registered voters in New York City are Democrat. And just to look at the disenfranchisement; even a so-called “moderate” Democrat, Mayor Adams, barely won his primary and only won with 17.5% of registered voters. Translation, even in a Democrat city, Democrats are turned off.
Toboroff’s numbers are good, but she may not remember New York’s Democrats were “turned off” once before in the early ’90s during hapless Mayor David Dinkins’s single term, which was marred by circumstances nearly identical to those today: runaway crime, dangerous subways, garbage and filth everywhere and, of course, ubiquitous homeless encampments. Dinkins was spectacularly ineffectual and after three nights of riots in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn and him doing nothing, the New York Post ran a headline that stuck to him for the rest of his term: Dave, Do Something!

A few years later Dinkins was booted by the voters, but something far more remarkable also occurred; a Republican was elected Mayor of New York, in the person of Rudolf Giuliani. While Ms Toboroff is correct saying Democrats comprise a whopping 68% of the electorate in New York these days, that percentage was nearly identical in 1993 when Republican Giuliani won. Which raises the question: how could it have happened?
It happened because a great many Democrats, many of them life-long, went to the polling stations in 1993, held their noses and voted Republican. Their reason for crossing party lines was obvious; the City was in a mess and the incumbent showed no desire or ability to “do something,” whereas his opponent, an aggressive former district attorney (too aggressive, some said), ran a vigorous campaign stressing his no-nonsense attitude toward crime and criminals. That appealed to many Democrats at the time and they voted for him. Those Democrats, unlike their present day impostors, were the true “Common Sense” Democrats. Alas, more than two decades later the true common-sense Democrats are long gone. They’ve either died or moved out of the City.
The result of their departure was revealed when an intellectually-challenged and undistinguished pol (at least Dinkins had a solid political background), Bill de Blassio (née Warren Wilhelm), whose only accomplishment was taking on the horse-drawn cabs of Central Park, earning him the wrath of the Teamsters Union, ran for mayor and won handily. Those who bothered to vote, only 13.4%, embraced his extreme ultra-left wing platform and sadly, there were no more “common sense” Democrats remaining in New York to vote against him. De Blasio, though even more incompetent than Dinkins, got off to a fine start undoing the accomplishments of his predecessors (seem familiar?) and had made good progress by the end of his first term. When he ran for re-election, he won by an even larger margin, with a slightly larger turnout (it was after that election your Tatler, seeing a grim future for the city he loved (though never dreaming it would get as bad as it did), decided it was time to go.
In the mayoral elections of New York in 2013 and 2017, the vast majority of voters, meaning the vast majority of Democrats, stayed home rather than vote for the Republican candidates who, if lacking the forceful personality of Rudy Giuliani, were solid candidates and infinitely superior to de Blasio. Though we may assume even today most Democrats in New York share Republicans being “turned off” by the state of things, that is as far as they will go. They don’t dare risk staining their character by demanding more cops with fewer onerous restrictions, schools that teach reading and writing instead of CRT, encouraging third graders to consider sex changes etc.
So, Common Sense Democrats, give it a rest. You don’t fool anyone though you do look foolish. Unless you are brave enough to do more than wring your hands at the results of policies destroying our cities and nation, and actually condemn them and their treasonous sponsors, your activities are utterly worthless. You would do a lot more good, come the next election, by covering your faces, slinking into the polling station and voting Republican. It worked wonders before.
From John Downland’s Third Book of Songs, this one is a delight, with the clever wordplay of the poem and of course its masterly setting.
Robert Devereux, Earl of Essex
It was a time when silly bees could speak,
And in that time I was a silly bee,
Who fed on time until my heart ’gan break,
Yet never found the time would favour me.
Of all the swarm I only did not thrive,
Yet brought I wax and honey to the hive.
Then thus I buzzed when time no sap would give:
Why should this blessed time to me be dry,
Sith by this time the lazy drone doth live,
The wasp, the worm, the gnat, the butterfly?
Mated with grief I kneeled on my knees,
And thus complained unto the king of bees:
My liege, gods grant thy time may never end,
And yet vouchsafe to hear my plaint of time,
Which fruitless flies have found to be a friend,
And I cast down when atomies do climb.
The king replied but thus: Peace, peevish bee,
Thou’rt bound to serve the time, the time not thee.

The pursuit of happiness?
(Warning: naughty words below.)
The New York Post reports:
Lil Nas X executed an X-rated stunt during his Grammys performance Sunday, transforming his microphone into his penis, continuing the era of the on-screen peen.
While rocking the stage alongside rapper Jack Harlow, 24, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, the 22-year-old “Old Town Road” rhymer, who was nominated for five Grammys this year, placed his mic at the center of his crotch and swung it around in a circle, pretending the device was his genitalia.
According to the Post Mr Nas X’s acrobatics were well-received by the audience.
“I can’t watch @LilNasX grab his dick anymore on the #GRAMMYs It’s not going anywhere. Just stop!” barked an annoyed audience member. “Well we know he has a dick because he grabbed it like A MILLION times during his performance,” spat another.
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The splendid title of this post is not by your Tatler, rather the late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D!) who in his signature eponymous piece in the American Scholar in 1993(paywall) wrote the general decline of mores in our country is the result of
redefining deviancy so as to exempt much conduct previously stigmatized, and also quietly raising the ‘normal’ level in categories where behavior is now abnormal by any earlier standard . . .
The senator was writing specifically about rising violent crime in the nation, but his observation obviously applies to the culture as well, including modern popular music [sic], which mostly is not music, rather a melange of crushingly amplified percussion and electronic noise makers plus, louder still, a “singer” screaming explicit verses that kind of-sort of rhyme and concern, almost always, violent acts on the street and in the bed. Long ago, when your Tatler worked in record retailing, this stuff fell under the genre of “urban music” and probably still does, which reflects poorly on our cities, one might think.
Billions of dollars have been made by performers, mostly, but not exclusively black, producers and record companies churning out this god-awful stuff, consumed mostly and ironically by middle-class suburban white teenagers who apparently cannot get enough of it, stimulated as they are by the violent words and outrageous behavior of its perpetrators.
The problem for creators in this genre though is they peddle shock, but shock has a short shelf-life, quickly becoming status quo. Thus they must push the threshold of the unacceptable lower and lower to continue sating their well-healed and demanding customers and, of course, assure uninterrupted cash-flow. According to the Post however, Mr NAS X and his friends may have gone too far.
“I can’t watch @LilNasX grab his dick anymore on the #GRAMMYs It’s not going anywhere. Just stop!” barked an annoyed audience member. “Well we know he has a dick because he grabbed it like A MILLION times during his performance,” spat another.
Your Tatler however seriously doubts the limit has been reached because in these godless and morals-free times there are no limits, simply new avenues to go down in the pursuit of fresh depravity, as the late Senator Moynihan so presciently wrote thirty years ago.
Thanks to FWIT.

Kamala in fine form in her latest interview.
Our Vice President has crafted more pearls of prose. Her atelier this time happened to be her own airplane, Air Force 2 and they took the form of an interview with ace, lick-spittle reporter Joy Reid, who asked the VP if she supported regime change in Russia.
Kamala’s first two attempts were masterpieces of not answering.
Part the First.
‘Which is why our policy from the beginning has been about ensuring that there are going to be real costs exacted against Russia in the form of severe sanctions, which are having a real impact and immediate impact, not to mention the longer term impact, which is about saying there is going to be consequence and accountability when you commit the kinds of atrocities that he is committing,’
You’re humble correspondent is speechless with admiration.
Part the Second.
‘I will tell you in sitting down with prime ministers and presidents, often the first thing they would say to me is thank you to the United States and this administration for bringing us together.’
‘Which is ultimately about one of the most important principles we’re fighting for, the importance of sovereignty territorial integrity,’
Still going strong, if not quite showing the same finesse.
Alas, even a stopped clock is right twice a day and the VP, no doubt fatigued by her crushing workload, sadly misfired in her last attempt and hit the bullseye.
Part the Third.
‘Listen, let me be very clear, let me be very clear,” Harris replied. ‘We are not into regime change and that is not our policy. Period.’
Disappointing, to be sure, but even her boss has his rare lapses into clarity and is said to be even more cranially-challenged than Kamala. All in all, a splendid performance
h/t The Twitchy.

SIR – I received my first Covid jab most efficiently as part of a cohort between the ages of 70 and 75 at the Grandstand on Epsom Downs.
Following reception I was asked whether I was pregnant (Letters, March 31) and replied that, despite some effort in that direction, no positive signs, whatever they might be, were apparent.
What’s going on?
James Nuthall
Epsom, Surrey
SIR – I volunteer at a Covid-19 vaccination centre. A question on the form completed by everyone who attends is: “Do you think you might be pregnant?”
This always elicits much mirth and certainly helps to calm any nerves, especially among the elderly of both sexes.
John Steinitz
Pinner, Middlesex
SIR – I am a 68-year-old man. I am over six foot, solidly built and look like a man.
While queuing for my Covid jab in a car park, a young gentleman came down the line with a clipboard, asking questions. He got to me, identified my name and asked if I was pregnant.
With a sincere gaze, I said I was. He didn’t know what to do.
Stuart Moore
Bramham, West Yorkshire
SIR – Does a tweed jacket and tie mean nothing any more?
Lt Col Dale Hemming-tayler (retd) Edith Weston,
Rutland
(Thanks to William Tighe.)

They will probably win.
From The Hill:
Members of the Assembly of First Nations on Thursday pressed Pope Francis to revoke 15th century papal orders used to justify colonialism.
The decrees, issued in 1455 and 1493, approved of colonial explorers’ seizure of Indigenous land in Africa and the Americas and were used in the Doctrine of Discovery, according to CBC News.
“If you look at our history … what happened since they landed on our shores, then basically it’s genocide,” Gerald Antoine, who is the Assembly of First Nations regional chief of the Northwest Territories, CBC reported. “We need to right the wrong.”
And blah, blah blah, they all talk alike. Your Tatler, an observant mackerel snapper, will freely admit Holy Church has committed regrettable acts over her 2000 year history. People lose sight however, even though she the temple of God, as the Church Militant she is only staffed by humans and subject to their frailties. To attack a papal bull from so long ago is not only preposterous grandstanding, it reveals a truth about the organization behind it.
Let’s take a look at First Nation. At first blush it looks like a well run institution providing helpful services to American and Canadian Indians, such as economic aid and grants to tribes to help them preserve their cultures. Prominently displayed on one of their web pages is the encouraging statement, “Our programs strengthen American Indian economies to support healthy Native Communities,” which hardly seems objectional. However, are they leaving anything out?
No doubt First Nation does some good things (though possibly creating dependency, the last thing their clients need), but let’s dig deeper by clicking the pull-down on their website labeled “knowledge.” There you’ll find, not seen on the home page, such topics as “economic justice,” “environmental justice,” “reclaiming native truth,” i. e., the usual leftist cant common to all liberal-left organizations and revealing the true mission of First Nation.
It is a sad truth for organizations of that ilk that concealed beneath their seemingly virtuous causes are left-wing political activists whose ultimate goal is ending Western Civilization by bringing down the United States and other capitalist nations as well the institutions within them, especially the Catholic Church. Thence from the ruins they will create a Utopian socialist dictatorship. Whether the people are actually better off in that paradise doesn’t matter in the slightest, as the example of Cuba vividly shows
Your Tatler is hardly the first to point that out. Consider the observation made by the British conservative commentator John O’Sullivan, who back in 1989 in National Review, wrote the following concerning non-profits: All organizations that are not actually right-wing will over time become left-wing. I cite as supporting evidence the ACLU, the Ford Foundation, and the Episcopal Church. And a heap more since then.
First Nations ridiculous request the pope cancel a bull from half-a-millennium ago is all of a piece with left-wing organizations. By capitulating to their whines, the Church will set herself up for further demands from First Nation and others. They will comb the archives for papal bulls and encyclicals they consider “offensive” or “problematic.” They will find plenty of them and demand they be expunged.
Your Tatler wonders, if First Nation’s current quest is successful how will it affect the welfare of its charges? Will it alleviate in the slightest the horrible poverty found in Navajo Nation Reservation or in the Wind River Reservation, peopled by the Eastern Shoshone or the Northern Arapaho? Will those tribal members get a moral boost knowing a papal bull from 1493 is no more? Or consider the northern New Mexican tribe, the Tewa. They have a large presence here in Taos and while not impoverished like other tribes, 90 percent of them are Catholic. Will they feel “empowered” knowing First Nation persuaded the Pope to abolish the bull which, for whatever harm it may have caused in the past, ultimately brought their religion to them? Has First Nation considered any of these things?
It is hard for this writer to believe First Nation cares a whit about them. Its mission is political and the rest is window dressing. What is most distressing is Pope Francis, our Biden in the Vatican, is perhaps the most political pontiff since the Medicis, but utterly lacking their brains and sophistication. He will likely fall for the claptrap First Nation is foisting on him and joyfully concede. It will be a political triumph for them, to be followed by many more.
St Joseph, patron of the Universal Church, pray for us.

It’s never a good idea to try and rob a gun store.
From The Truth About Guns (h/t Instapundit):
Firearm trainers typically tell their students never try to draw down on a bad guy when his or her gun is pointed at you. However, all of that goes out the window when the criminal has already opened fire. That’s exactly what happened in a Paraguay gun store last month as a pair of armed robbers stormed in, guns a-blazing.
With one robber shooting at him, the owner had no choice to but draw and engage. He did so, even after taking a round to the arm, firing from the hip and making good hits.

An intelligent and strategic move by the Republicans?
From Just the News:
Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee on Thursday announced a new investigation into Facebook and Twitter trying to suppress initial reporting in October 2020 about Hunter Biden’s laptop.
In recent days, mainstream media outlets including the New York Times and Washington Post have confirmed the legitimacy of the laptop and its contents, which were initially reported on by the New York Post in the days leading up to the 2020 presidential election.
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The committee said they will conduct a thorough investigation into social media giants Facebook and Twitter actions to “interfere in free and fair election-related public discourse” on their platforms that worked “to the benefit of President Biden and the detriment of former President Trump,” according to letters sent to both companies.
The Democrats clearly have their knives out now for the Biden Administration, it finally dawning on them the senile turnip-brain in the White House is doing them far more harm than good. Because Democrats are much more advanced in the art of recklessly destroying anyone in their path they don’t care for, not restrained by such niceties as ethics or fair play, the Republicans are wisely (we hope) letting them do the dirty work on Joe Biden and going after the evil clowns running social media instead.
Since even the most avid users of Twitter and Facebook are not particularly fond of those institutions, the Republicans have far more to gain going after them instead of Joe Biden, for which they would still be lambasted by the media, even if they too wish to see Biden gone. On the other hand, MSNBC, CNN, The New York Times and the like are far less likely to rush to the defense of Twitter, Facebook et al., knowing they are increasingly disliked and untrusted by all.
The Republican’s hands thus will appear clean as they stand back from the upcoming fracas of Democrats on Democrats, while at the same time, if successful at exposing the foul innards of social media, will be performing a valuable and much needed public service. It should be fun to watch.