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Note the “finishes” specification. D’ye suppose our Chinese friends meant dull? Or perhaps matte? The Free Dictionary provides a clue. [French, curdled milk, matte, from feminine of obsolete mat, compact, from Old French, dull, from Latin mattus, stupefied; see mat2.]

Twitter’s chairman to Musk: See you in court. As a young attorney friend said to your Tatler years ago: “Billable hours are sweeter than flowers.” Quarterly returns of these partnerships should prove most impressive and provide years and years of nice steady income.

Waaaa! Twump shthowe our shwogan! The excellent blogger at For What It’s Worth reports wailing and gnashing of the teeth at National Public Radio over the loss of the classic feminist marching cry, “My body, My Choice.” Apparently it was appropriated (a leftie euphemism for “stealing,” but only when they’re doing it) by protestors opposedContinue reading “Two Can Play This Game.”

Exclusive from @thebabylonbee: Satan responds to Roe v Wade defeat pic.twitter.com/JBQnqrxkrs — Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) June 28, 2022 He promises a comeback, a promise we may be sure will be kept. Despite a crushing defeat recently over Roe v. Wade, Satan accepts the loss gracefully and credits his team for a fantastic effort. He singlesContinue reading “Satan Holds a Press Conference.”

At least she has an Ivy League diploma (sort of–from Brown), which she is happy to tell you about when asked or not asked. The woman smiling at you above is Ms Tiara Mack and she is running for Rhode Island State Senate, District 10. As a representative in the Rhode Island House, she hasContinue reading “With Disaster Staring Them in the Face (as it were) this Fall, Democrats Finally Field a Serious Candidate.”

And now for *the* most passive aggressive and oddly specific prayer intentions you have ever heard in church pic.twitter.com/3Ifu8uAfLI — Fr. Tom Bombadil (@calix517) June 26, 2022 The Not-So-Great Litany: Lord have mercy, indeed (e.g., using a foot wedge in golf?).

It’s official. As of June 19th, I now serve my nation as the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy in the Department of Energy. pic.twitter.com/zLq3Bf97X2 — Sam Brinton (@sbrinton) June 29, 2022 Here is our Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition Deputy AssistantContinue reading “Meet The Biden Admistration’s New Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition.”

Ever protecting us from misinformation. pic.twitter.com/sUrsfucQ2F — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 4, 2022

"Now more than ever, Democrats need Hillary Clinton" (@TheHillOpinion) https://t.co/wE7tJsm79o pic.twitter.com/O1UlxVObz5 — The Hill (@thehill) July 3, 2022 For once, Democrats and Republicans stand together.

Music for America by an American. On this Independence Day it is a good thing to celebrate with music as well as fireworks. Since compositions by American greats  like Sousa and Gershwin are well represented (perhaps overly so) on this day, your Tatler will instead post a couple of links to compositions by another AmericanContinue reading “Music for the Fourth.”