Author Archives: Anthony Chase Fountain

Killing Two Birds with One Stone.

Heinous behavior begets lost elections, (but don’t tell the Democrats). A splendid thesis, the tweet above. It begs to be developed into a full-blown essay, though your Tatler sees a possible flaw with reason number two. Since today’s Democrats refuse to acknowledge the notions of decency, morals or taste, they cannot be expected to defendContinue reading “Killing Two Birds with One Stone.”

Driving Them Underground.

Pope Francis brings in more henchmen. The Catholic News Agency reports Pope Francis made significant appointments recently to the vast Vatican bureaucracy: among many others, Cardinal Blase Cupich as a member of the Vatican’s Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments and Cardinal Kevin Farrell, prefect of the Dicastery for the Laity,Continue reading “Driving Them Underground.”

Biden’s Remaining Pleasures.

He’ll be lying as he’s lowered into the grave. Your Tatler’s colleague at For What it’s Worth takes a trip down Memory Lane, posting a tweet of a young, vigorous Joe Biden splendidly lying with command and authority. Today, while most his limited faculties have been recalled by their maker, his preternatural gift for prevaricatingContinue reading “Biden’s Remaining Pleasures.”

The Lethal Threat of Anthropomorphic Firearms.

The mysterious phenomenon of guns firing by themselves. Victoria Taft, writing at PJ Media, reports on a terrifying new trend reported by mainstream media lately, injuries and killings committed by cognizant self-firing guns. She offers up a plethora of injuries caused by them recently in Portland, Oregon. [P]olice report that ten guns shot ten peopleContinue reading “The Lethal Threat of Anthropomorphic Firearms.”

If You Believe the Lies They Tell Now, You Would Believe the Lies They Told Then.

The United Nations says everything is swell with the Uyghurs. Who are we to doubt it? It was said during the Clinton administration that Bill Clinton was such a habitual liar he would lie even if he had nothing to gain from it; he did it just for fun.. As lamentable as that might be,Continue reading “If You Believe the Lies They Tell Now, You Would Believe the Lies They Told Then.”

A Possible Answer to a Long-Time Puzzle.

Adult children hating real children. With the leaking of the Supreme Court decision Dobbs v. Jackson, which apparently overturns Roe v. Wade and its arbitrary and preposterous Looking-Glass logic–decision first, argument afterward–abortion advocates have become positively unhinged. This however is only the latest development in a movement whose initial attitude on the subject was theContinue reading “A Possible Answer to a Long-Time Puzzle.”

That’s Understandable. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone to Get Hurt, Would We?

A mystery solved. From Mediaite: Texas police lieutenant says cops were reluctant to engage gunman because “they could’ve been shot.” A Texas Department of Public Safety official said responding officers were cautious as they entered Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas because “they could’ve been shot.” […] One girl inside the room reportedly bled forContinue reading “That’s Understandable. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone to Get Hurt, Would We?”

The Neopragmatism of the Environmentalists.

Doing whatever it takes to make us believe junk science. No surprise there, to environmentalists and the radical left (to be redundant), truth is merely an affectation of the bourgeoisie and capitalists vermin. Still, your Tatler is a little disappointed they haven’t yet tried to scare us with forecasts of “hailstones big as canned hams.”*Continue reading “The Neopragmatism of the Environmentalists.”