Author Archives: Anthony Chase Fountain

More profound wisdom from a Princess of the Church and something else. Our Vatican correspondent has unearthed a vitally important document from Her Eminence, Cardinalette Harris. Surprisingly, Her Eminence also moonlights as Vice President of the United States, though few people are aware of it. This newly discovered document concerns how she handles the oftenContinue reading “A Moving Statement from Cardinalette Harris.”

Eco-activists in Germany used a concrete and epoxy resin mixture to glue their hands to the asphalt in protest. Tragically, the consequences may require potential amputation of their hands😳 pic.twitter.com/xLnBuXkiKx — Tansu Yegen (@TansuYegen) July 12, 2023 D’you suppose that’s still the case? Note the word “tragically” in the Twitter post. There are many definitionsContinue reading “It used to be the Left considered itself smarter than the rest us.”

The latest on the Synod on Synodality. By Her Eminence, Kamala Cardinal Harris, Fomenter of Coprophagia. Note: this account, reported exclusively by your Tatler, was received from a well-placed Vatican source and has been edited slightly for the sake of opacity. Fellow Synodalists: I shall accompany you as we walk together in a pentecostalization ofContinue reading “Just in from the Vatican.”

First, Palestrina: Missa Papae Marcelli, to remind us who ultimately made our independence possible. Then it’s William Billings, America’s first composer, whose choral works celebrated our battles against the Red Coats. Then onto Charles Ives, Amy Beach, Scott Joplin, John Philip Sousa, Louis Moreau Gottschalk, George Gershwin and lots of other American greats. * *Continue reading “Music for Independence Day.”

Paris is burning and social-justice warriors are on the case. From Breibart: The huge extent of damage and vandalism caused in nearly a week of nightly riots in France has been dramatically underlined with a summary of recorded burnings so far, with the toll running to thousands of vehicles and buildings. Naturally, it’s the poorContinue reading “Gee Whiz, the Left-Wing Thug Organizations have Outdone Themselves Planning the Spontaneous Paris Uprising.”

From the National Catholic Register: Cities around the world have staged LGBTQ parades, promoting an agenda that revolves around not only sexual depravity but also child genital mutilation. But instead of being classed as a vulnerable group warranting protection from such evil insanity, children worldwide have been welcomed to such events while in their dailyContinue reading “Complicity.”

My, what a class act the president of Ukraine is. Volodymyr Zelensky wears a sweat shirt to an audience with the King of England. No wonder the Biden boys are so enamored of this thug–and his money, of course. https://youtube.com/shorts/nmEQHUCTJ4A?feature=share3 h/t Fr Rutler.

From Fortune Magazine: Bud Light boycotters decimating sales over Dylan Mulvaney promotion should think about employees, Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth says. An exemplar of our modern culture pretends to sample a brew the little people drink. Brendan Whitworth [CEO of Anheuser Busch, the manufacturer of Bud Light beer-product], ex-marine, makes a heartfelt appeal to protectContinue reading “A Hopeless, Pathetic Last Resort: it will Fail.”

I’ve been waiting for this for years, a revival of the long-obsolete instrument called the arpeggione. A sort of hybrid guitar and ‘cello, Schubert wrote some his most beautiful music for it, which has long been played on the ‘cello instead. Now, at last, we can hear Schubert’s Arpeggione Sonata as he intended it toContinue reading “Schubert : Sonata for Arpeggione & Fortepiano – 1. Allegro moderato.”