Almost fooled.

The best satire is that which comes closest to the truth. Herewith a splendid example.

Read it all. An excerpt below:

ATLANTA, GA — CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky held a press conference to warn the public about a deadly new “stealth” COVID-19 variant that causes negative test results and causes no symptoms.

“This deadly variant has bypassed our most sophisticated tests by ingeniously becoming harmless to the human body,” said Director Walensky, “It is estimated that eight billion people have caught this variant. We must prevent it from spreading further by closing schools and locking up kindergarten children.”

Published by Anthony Chase Fountain

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One thought on “Almost fooled.

  1. Dear Isaac

    Many thanks for posting that. The trouble with Babylon Bee is that their satire is believable given the stupidity of the health authorities and governments pushing the ‘narrative’ as they say.

    However, I am of the view that in reality the health authorities and governments are trying to see how many stupid people there are out in the world who haven’t worked out that Covid 19 is the ‘flu made out to be a monster/rebranded to make big pharma more money.

    As regards variants I have done my own satirical take which might amuse you.

    https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2021/12/02/various-variants-covid-19/

    The sublinks on that post may be of use.

    Kind regards

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