Airbrushing the Truth.

A pretty girl is like a melody.

They are indeed “laughing at us” (as no doubt their counterparts at CBS and ABC are) when making Lia Tomas, the shemale Ivy League swimmer, look more ladylike. It is not a laughing matter though, but another example of the transformation of this nation into a Stalinist woke republic, where laughter is banned, save for public shaming and executions.

While it might seem your Tatler is over reacting to a seeming peccadillo on the part of NBC, we must understand what is behind it. They did a digital makeover on the creature that is Lia Thomson in order to further a lie, that (s)he is a woman, despite having the obvious features of a man, e.g., powerful build, male genitalia, a lower speaking voice (a baritone, in your Tatler’s estimation) and, in this case, manly facial hair. NBC realized that and applied a digital depilatory to his face. Not yet satisfied, they also plucked his eyebrows, gave him daintier lips and generally made him into an adorable co-ed.

NBC’s mission is to persuade so-called “low-information voters,” i.e, those who get most of their news from television, a substantial number even today, to accept this creature as a woman. Studies show that this demographic is likelier to favorably judge political candidates by their looks. Lia Thomas is not a politician (yet), but a totem for the powerful forces in this country that want to destroy it by turning upside down all morals, logic and virtues that have been the hallmarks of Western Civilization.

Your Tatler was asked not long ago what would become of Lia Thomas after he’s moved on from college fame. He doesn’t have much to look forward to. Though an Ivy Leaguer and presumably possessing at least some brains, he doesn’t realize he is but a pawn of the radical left and once no longer useful to them, will be dumped. Just ask Cindy Sheehan.

Published by Anthony Chase Fountain

The Tatler of 1709 was founded by Jonathan Swift, aka Isaac Bickerstaff. The Taos Tatler was founded by ex-New Yorker Anthony Fountain in 2018, in the same spirit, he hopes, as the original. Please send mail to taostatler@gmail.com.

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